![]() 12/31/2015 at 22:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
At 12:05 I want everyone enjoying the holiday to check in on a thread I’ll make about their lack of soberness but also that you are in one piece and safe.
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Real fart
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I donut understand
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TIME TO WIPE
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Fake shit
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On the second Crown and Coke. Ladies are talking ladies issues and I am surfing Oppo on my phone.
![]() 12/31/2015 at 22:48 |
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At my house with only 5 Yuengling left.
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I may be drunk but not by my own design, see I opened a bottle of Prosecco and it turns out it had one of those flared corks that can’t be put back in and I don’t have any other bottle stoppers so now I have to drink the whole thing so it doesn’t go to waste.
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I'm on the couch with a New Belgium barleywine so I can guarantee I'll be safe. Already not in one piece but not expecting any more issues.
![]() 12/31/2015 at 22:59 |
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Can confirm, totally sober.
Will check back in when crocked.
![]() 12/31/2015 at 23:00 |
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Sounds like my last birthday. The prosecco got skipped tonight because I couldn't carry the bottle upstairs.
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My dad wanted me to try alcohol responsibly before my 21st birthday in college this January. He proceeded to get a bottle of wine someone gave my aunt this Christmas and he said it was too dark to POSSIBLY have ANY alcohol in it and it turns out it was a 20% Alcohol mixture of Moscato, Vodka and Fruit Juice. LOLOLOLOLOL.
Very nice bottle and in a very sober household right now because we’re boring.
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Logical thinking me thinks
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Gross wine. Trying alcohol before your 21st isn’t a bad idea tho
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wasted
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That’ll do
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The more I drink the more logical it gets.
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I’m in a portopotty on the north side of campus
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12:01 check in ....not drunk
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:(
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Have to get up early to do shit.
have a party gif in my absence.
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MY WIFE SHE HAS TRICEPS NOW
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Good excuse I guess......
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